elegantpaws:

GOD HE LOOKS SO POLITE

  • “oh is this for me? really? are you sure?”
  • “well okay if you insist. i hope i’m not taking too big of bites i know some people think that’s not gentlemanly”
  • “oh this is really delicious, thank you so much i mean it”
  • “mmm let me just savor the taste for a bit, mmmm oh yes thanks again for that”
  • “yes that is very tasty. oh no you don’t have to give me anymore you’ve done so much already i couldn’t possibly accept so much kindness and generosity, you are an angel” 

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snitskys:

hearing your favourite song while you’re doing something and stopping so you can just

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22,661 plays

xunrequitedlove:

thegestianpoet:

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LMFAOOOOO

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hansolosbutt:

muggleland:

the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like a caucasian orc from the lord of the rings

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i see no difference

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passthecocaine:

syncing my iphone

see that I have a “sexy” genre

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check “sexy” genre

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only song is from a youtube video about a telescope

buzzfeedfood:

Guacamole, man. 

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twerkwithnarry:

I WAS ON TWITTER AND SAW THIS VINE IM NOT SURE WHY IM LAUGHING SO HARD

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